A very large bunny was seen leaving Grandma's basement. She called in the best investigators she knew.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Mail from grandpa
You're an extreme redneck when ........
1) You let your 14-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids
2) The Blue Book value of your truck goes up or down depending on how
much gas is in it
3) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws
4) You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night
5) You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean
6) Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, guys, watch this."
7) You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
8) Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan
9) Your junior prom offered day care
10) You think the last words of the " Star Spangled Banner " are
" Gentlemen, start your engines "
11) You lit a match in the bathroom, and your house exploded
right off it's wheels
12) The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse
13) You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge
14) One of your kids was born on a pool table
15) You need one more hole punched in your card, to get a freebie at
the House of Tatoos
16) You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's
a law against it
17) You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
1) You let your 14-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids
2) The Blue Book value of your truck goes up or down depending on how
much gas is in it
3) You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws
4) You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night
5) You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean
6) Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, guys, watch this."
7) You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
8) Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan
9) Your junior prom offered day care
10) You think the last words of the " Star Spangled Banner " are
" Gentlemen, start your engines "
11) You lit a match in the bathroom, and your house exploded
right off it's wheels
12) The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse
13) You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge
14) One of your kids was born on a pool table
15) You need one more hole punched in your card, to get a freebie at
the House of Tatoos
16) You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's
a law against it
17) You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Blast from the past
The greatest thing about a digital camera is the massive and I mean massive amount of pictures we take and its way cheaper than taking all that film to get processed. However because we never get anything developed and thus never can share with others. So here we are now with a way to share..I hope you enjoy...
Liam's 4th bday party that turned into a costume party.
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Liam's 4th bday party that turned into a costume party.
Mail From Grandpa
Around here we know that every thing is all right with Grandpa by the amount of Emails we get. If there is not a new email first thing in the morning, then he over slept, if there is nothing new around noonish, work must have been busy and he was not able to come home for lunch. And if there is nothing new in the evening, we call and make sure he is still breathing.
Just thought we might share some..
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.... My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"
Just thought we might share some..
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.... My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"
Live Eagle Cam
A link to a live camera feed of an eagles nest off the coast of Maine
http://www.briloon.org/watching-wildlife/eagle-cam-live.php
http://www.briloon.org/watching-wildlife/eagle-cam-live.php