Around here we know that every thing is all right with Grandpa by the amount of Emails we get. If there is not a new email first thing in the morning, then he over slept, if there is nothing new around noonish, work must have been busy and he was not able to come home for lunch. And if there is nothing new in the evening, we call and make sure he is still breathing.
Just thought we might share some..
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.... My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"
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